This is a serious fucking occasion, people.
Like, somber music and everything.
Or, failing that, Seven Devils.
I'm here to announce something important.
I hereby grant the Page of Cups, my sister, Alice Mason, Chelsea Balisong, a new title.
She is now the Queen of Motherfucking Wands (Motherfucking optional)
Now give her a standing ovation, plebeians.
There's a new queen on the block.
Also haha, Ten doesn't get a promotion.
You all are lucky you have someone on hand who can make these sorta calls.