Friday, July 27, 2012

Your Attention Please

This is a serious fucking occasion, people.

Like, somber music and everything.

Or, failing that, Seven Devils.

I'm here to announce something important.

Something earth-fucking-shattering.

I hereby grant the Page of Cups, my sister, Alice Mason, Chelsea Balisong, a new title.

She is now the Queen of Motherfucking Wands (Motherfucking optional)

Now give her a standing ovation, plebeians.

There's a new queen on the block.

Also haha, Ten doesn't get a promotion.

You will.

In time.

You all are lucky you have someone on hand who can make these sorta calls.

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