Your Attention Please

This is a serious fucking occasion, people.


Like, somber music and everything.


Or, failing that, Seven Devils.


I'm here to announce something important.


Something earth-fucking-shattering.


I hereby grant the Page of Cups, my sister, Alice Mason, Chelsea Balisong, a new title.


She is now the Queen of Motherfucking Wands (Motherfucking optional)


Now give her a standing ovation, plebeians.


There's a new queen on the block.


Also haha, Ten doesn't get a promotion.


You will.


In time.


You all are lucky you have someone on hand who can make these sorta calls.