TOTALLY JACKING MY SISTER'S ACCOUNT
THIS IS CHELSEA OR ALICE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. HELLO INTERNET.
I AM LIKE SUPER DRUNK.
ANYWAY I AM SUPER THANKFUL FOR THIS HOUSEBOAT
AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS
AND I AM THANKFUL THAT EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ALL DOOMED WE'RE NOT DOOMED RIGHT NOW.
ALSO I AM THANKFUL FOR JEANETTE'S AMAZING RACK
SERIOUSLY IT'S LIKE GOD KNEW SHE WOULD BE THIS TOMBOY GOTH COWBOY AND SAID, "LET THERE BE TITS" AND THEY WERE GOOD.
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
NO DICE HOT STUFF
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS STILL CHELSEA BY THE WAY.
Can you two not use my account to flirt? I'm trying to keep down thanksgiving dinner and cheap bourbon.
ReplyDeleteNO DICE SIS
ReplyDeleteWELL MAYBE IF SOMEONE LET ME TALK TO HER ABOUT HER BREASTS IN REAL LIFE WE WOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE PRUDEY MCFRIGIDPANTS.
ReplyDeleteTHAT WAS CHELSEA TOO BTW
ReplyDeleteI hate all of you.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I giggled.
ReplyDeleteHeh.
-Ethereal