Thursday, November 24, 2011

HA

TOTALLY JACKING MY SISTER'S ACCOUNT

THIS IS CHELSEA OR ALICE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.  HELLO INTERNET.

I AM LIKE SUPER DRUNK.

ANYWAY I AM SUPER THANKFUL FOR THIS HOUSEBOAT

AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS

AND I AM THANKFUL THAT EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ALL DOOMED WE'RE NOT DOOMED RIGHT NOW.

ALSO I AM THANKFUL FOR JEANETTE'S AMAZING RACK

SERIOUSLY IT'S LIKE GOD KNEW SHE WOULD BE THIS TOMBOY GOTH COWBOY AND SAID, "LET THERE BE TITS" AND THEY WERE GOOD.

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Message

I received an email today.

"Tell us how you did it and we'll stop the pursuit.

The Burning Ace"

Looks like some douchebag is too cool to say "Ace of Wands" like the rest of us.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Like Watching A Baby Bird Try To Fly

Jeanette just said, "I don't care about your Oshawotts."

It was amazingly terrible.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Ceremonials

This music is sonic sex.

If I am listening to this album when I die, then it doesn't matter how violent or bloody the death is.  I'll die happy. I could get my eyes back, have them burned out again, and then get repeatedly skullfucked to death and I would not care as long as this album is playing.

I have voiced this opinion to the others and common consensus is that there's something wrong with me.

Plebeians.

Friday, November 4, 2011

An Urgent Question

Now that all of that puppy and beatle business is out of the way, I have one vital question.  An urgent, desperate inquiry that will shake the foundation of our world and rock us all out of our complacent lives.  A question that will change us all forever, and show the world what we truly are.

This question is:

Why the fuck did no one tell me that Florence + the Machine just put out a new album?