FUCKING LISTEN TO IT.
So we went to a gas station, right? Standard gas station. Nothing special about it.
Then this squawking and chirping and cawing kicks up out of nowhere and I ask what it's about and Tara says, "Some kid is being attacked by birds!"
And then I heard the door open.
"Tara! Tara, Wheel of Fortune! Don't go near them!"
But I lost her. Everything was silence for a while, and then someone who smelled like blood and grime got into the car, along with Tara, and the car peeled out just as I heard the cawing and angry chirping surround us. Eventually, it faded as we drove.
"TARA. WHEEL OF FORTUNE MEANS CONVOCATION." I growled.
"WELL I KNOW THAT NOW."
The kid mumbled something about imaginary things.
"So, where can we take you? What's your name?" Tara asked, brushing off my rage. I suddenly empathize with every headache we are giving Jeanette.
"I want to go home." He said quietly. "but I don't remember my name."
Whatever. If he was in a flock of deathbirds, he's getting the Knight of Swords.
I have a feeling this just made things much more complicated.